Wednesday, September 9, 2009

Nearby to loose a project? Turn drawings in mm and move this f...g origin away

Suppose you are a principal architect in a well established (multinational) Architectural Practice. Suppose you have executed the preliminary design phase of a project. Suppose you have not been awarded the next phase say the execution design phase. Then do the best. Order your CAD manager to do it. Bind all xrefs in one huge drawing. Dont purge anything. Scale anything from meters to milimeters. And the most significant. Move the origin far away from the site. If the site is located in United Arab Emirates, nothing place between the site and the borders of Nigeria or South Africa will be apropriate for the new origin. Then send the client the preliminary drawings in DVD's. No other media fits your design anymore. And the most important. If you receive phone calls from the practice awarded the next phase, with steady and confidential  voice say them you had not any problems at all ,working with these drawings. You selected mm because your company loves to work with precision. The origin has been established by the surveyors and the layer names has been established by the ISO 9001 system your practice has been certified with. This is the best way to convice them to quit and the customer return back to you!!!

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